1. All I ever wanted was to travel off in exotic places and meet new exciting people and then kill them, so I became a mercenary. My name is Wade Wilson. And I love what I do.
  2. Help raise awareness for ALS. I was challenged so you’re probably next.

  3. megumiaino:

    let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we

  4. "You should have learned."
    "I don’t learn. One of my issues."

  5. I am Phil when I’m writing around non tumblr friends

  6. "I’m talking about how people in this century have five toes.”